Why leave the trailer trash-iness at the pool's edge

saw this on gizmodo and had to comment on it. 

I mean really, why would you want to miss out on your favorite past time just to swim with your kids? Now you don't have to, now you can enjoy your beer pong, while your children swim blissfully around you, careful don't spill the beer in the pool!

This picture actually makes me remember my honeymoon. Nicole and I were in Jamaica at one of the many Sandal's on the island.

We were lucky enough to be honeymooning at the same time a trio of newly-wed rednecks were (Who honeymoons as a group? I mean jesus, get an individual live for pitey's sake).

Well while the sorority sisters were sunning their hubbies decided that the pool was the perfect place to 1. throw the football around, 2. to bring out their beer funnel. Yeah they brought a beer funnel from the states.... every day we new where to find them... at the pool, beer funnel in hand... better still they took to rinsing it in the pool after each turn.... Ah rednecks... can't escape 'em, even in paradise.