I saw a homeless lady pee...

It's not as neat as one might think... if one might think seeing a handicapped (she was in a rascal type device) homeless woman in her 50's at least pee in the door way of your office...

i was at work late tonight working on getting my project into beta and  a homeless lady wheels up to the side of the office. Our office has several doors, most aren't used. each is in a  small alcove, all glass. She wheeled up to mine, hopped out of the rascal, and started to drop trow... All our windows are tinted and have a privacy shade, so there's no way to see in. I knocked on the window so she would know someone was there... she remounted her 'ride' and scooted on down the sidewalk...

To the next door. This time my boss and his boss were there, along with another coworker. She must have heard our agonized screams because again, midway through the dropping of trow, she pulled 'em up and proceeded down the sidewalk...

To the next door!! This time there was nothing to do but run away, so we did. To the other side of the building where our eyes could avoid catching fire from the sight. After a few minutes... all that was left as evidence of her passing... a puddle, in a doorway we will NEVER USE AGAIN....

Thought I'd share.