how to fly through airport security, or, how not to be an annoying dick!

I fly a lot these days, and without fail, some ass-burgler is in front of me causing trouble.

Whether it's "I'll never fly Delta again!" Douche in ATL bitching because he was 1 lb over the 50lb limit,

or mr. I'm gonna give the ticket checker before you get to Security a hard time, guy.

or my favorite, "My laptop can't be in the bag?" Idiot.

I'm no fan of the TSA, We've been at threat level Orange now for what? a year? Why even have colors if you're never going to change the level? We were at yellow once that I remember. Now apparently we're always at Defcon 2 flight security wise. WEAK!

HOWEVER. since they make the rules, freaking follow them! Wired has an article on ways to breeze through security.It's all very straight forward advice, and for anyone who's flown this decade, retardedly obvious, but for the rest of you! READ IT! commit it to memory. Yes it's a pain in the arse! Yes it's probably over kill, yes it didn't used to be like that, and yes maybe if we get a democrat in office, the government and TSA will stop trying to make it sound like we all like in Beruit. BUT until then, get in line, shut up, take off your shoes, belt, outer shirt! Take your laptop out! Have your shit ready before you get to the bins. Don't fill the bin while it's on the stack, thereby bin blocking the guy (usually me!) behind you!