Doesn't happen every day

So I'm at this event in San Francisco. The Adobe industry Leader Summit.

i've seen some weird stuff in my life. Not weird like, two headed turtles, but weird as in, "Don't see that every day"

Tonight might take the cake, at least for now.

Tom and I were waiting for the elevator (his bag was in my room, as he's not staying at the hotel), and two blondes approach.

"Are you two in town for a convention?"

Warning, Danger Wil Robinson Danger!

"Yeah."
"Is it pretty big?" Why girl? you lining up clients for the week?

"No just 20 or so of us."

"Ah. Having fun?"

"Uh, yeah so far so good."

"where are you from?"

Somehow we mentioned we were orginally from SoCal.

"Oh I'm from North Hollywood, well I have a place down there and up here in the city."

Oh yeah not a warning sign at all girl, not one bit. Might as well had a change belt around your waste at this point.

Elevator door opens.

"Have a good night." Us

"uh, yeah you too." Them.

Being the nerds we are, rather than comment on the looks of these two young ladies, we spent the elevator ride arguing whether it's called "Coming on to" when it's a hooker. I'm thinking it's still "coming on" regardless of the fact that money is expected. The flirting is the same, just more dirty. Tom thought it was considered something else.